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A Convo So Anti-Capitalist, It Would Totally Get Flagged On Instagram

Two weirdos. One Livestream. The only thing that survived was our integrity.

Thank you

, , , , , , and every other human half-baked lasagna who tuned into my livestream with this morning!

We said too much. Felt too hard. Laughed too loud.

And we’re not sorry one fucking bit.

This convo is what happens when your soul is allergic to “pain point” marketing, and you’re two seconds from starting a group chat that drags capitalism for funsies.

At one point, I compared bad sales tactics to a hostage situation.

Later, we debated sausage casings + Kool-Aid like that was somehow on topic. (It was.)

It was another weird one… that was good for the anti-capitalist soul!

Oh, and bonus, I explain why I can’t hold your hand, but I WILL bring you flamethrower.

Cue it up, crank the volume, and let us lovingly whisper (OK, fine, laugh-scream) anti-capitalist truths directly into your squishy little brain folds.